I am unwell, i think i have gastroenteritis – at least that’s what the Drs verdict was. I’m having night sweats, dizziness, headaches and spending a fair bit too much time in the toilet. Since thursday night the only food that i’ve eaten has been a spatterring of toast and for a big fella that doesn’t mind his food – that could be a record for me – even the 40 hour famine doesn’t take this long! I’ve have dropped about 5kgs though, which takes me down to my target playing weight of around 90kgs. It can’t last long.
So it was the $1000 draw at the footy club on Sunday and even though i wasn’t eating or drinking, i journeyed down to the four hours of free booze and free spi-roast and bbq just to make an appearance. I had three tickets in the draw and so surely surely due to win $1000 – it would only be fair.
There were also 2 raffles being bandied around on the day:
1. the regular ‘joker’s jackpot’ raffle – that never seems to go off, i’m sure it’s a scam. It’s supposed to be for money to put toward the end of season trip, but we never saw any of it lst year, and i’m pretty sure it’ll be the same again this year. Still, i’m sure it’s going to someone who needs it.
2. TEN KILOGRAMS OF CADBURY CHOCOLATE!
Soupy, who works at cadbury schweppes had organised a kind donation of 1 x 10kg block of cadbury chocolate. Immediately my focus was off the $1000 draw, and all i wanted was the big prize, the chocolate! It must have been work over $5000 – SURELY!
So the day was coming to a close and our numbers had been eliminated from the $1000 draw, i’m pretty sure the joker’s jackpot draw was never going to even happen, and the chocolate draw was drawing near – when someone walked outside waving a ticket around – F45!, F45!
I dived into my pocket and looked at my tickets – SHIT! F44! I know i got 3 tickets, this could go either way. I’ll either feel mighty cheated, or be pretty extatic. F45! Yes!

That box is filled with 5 x 2kg (massive) bars. Each bar consists of (i don’t know how many) normal ‘shaped’ blocks but that are much thicker. Here’s a photo…

I donated 2kgs to the club, it was gone in about 28 seconds. I still can’t eat any of the remainder myslef as i can’t keep anything down. But i know one day soon, i’m going to be faced with the prospect of 8kg of chocolate at my disposal. I think i’ve lost about 6kgs with this illness, so the chocolate should leave me about sqaure. Awesome.