Part six

Toilet paper here doesn’t belong in the toilet. It belongs in the basket beside the toilet. The swoosher is where the real work is done. Used properly it is an extremely effective tool. You can test how well you have done with one sheet of paper. For the pros however, paper is entirely unnecessary. I’m […]

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Part five

The biggest news is that I’m reading my first novel in a decade. Sarah’s influence is finally paying dividends. Needless to say I’m still fully abreast of Xbox news, but I’m also appreciating non-instant, printed media. We spent a week on Koh Samui a little exiled at our fancy resort – fancy: another Clarke influence […]

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Part four

Couldn’t book in for the spa treatment on Tuesday night, so we dropped back in to Chef Chong’s restaurant for a more appropriately portioned dinner. Sarah had some delicious Brazillian beef and I had chicken and fish wrapped in thin omlette. It was pleasant but not spectacular. We knocked back a couple of wines between […]

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Part three

Went to Bella Napoli at the end of our street for pizza on our last night in Bangkok. Ordered 2 massive pizzas and I pretty much ate the whole thing. Delicious, but supremely, panfully filling. They were playing the Mr Bean movie on the tv screens in the restaurant. It was so funny. He got […]

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Thailand pt 2

really wanted eggs for brekky this morning, feeling a bit seedy from the Tiger longnecks the night before. At 3 dollars a pop Aussie I thought they were a bit steep but we were in tourist central last night so we copped it. Went to a place down the road called the Tamarind cafe for […]

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