nice bruise, tough guy - September 17th, 2006
i got an awesome bruise as a result of the last footy game of the year for the st. kilda city saints against St. Pauls at the Peanut Farm. Check it.

During the coming days, te bruise travlelled the length of my arm until the whole arm, from my pit to my wrist was purple – then brown – then yellow – it was awesome, perfect fake tan replacement. Just get someone to smash into you and wait.

