i didn’t know there were any black russians? - November 7th, 2005
On friday night i experienced a Black Russian for the first time. There had been a lot of talk about them during the evening so i was keen to get my hands on one. I was delicious. I think i prefer their white counterpart (nothing against blacks), but nonetheless it was a delicious beverage.
I had a dancing competition with a girl called Kate too, she did a backflip, but i licked my shoe, so i think that means i won. Anyone can do a backflip. Apparently she sells shoes down the road from my work, I’ll bet she’s never licked one herself, and she works with them all day. She thought Dan, Baz and i were gay, and we were pretty happy to just leave it that way. I suppose Dan does look pretty gay.
That is Dan on the left, he is slightly retarded (and gay). Especially after a few drinks. Earlier that evening i had been in his bed naked (nothing gay though). I rubbed my sweaty balls all over his pillow while he was out of the room getting me a drink (nothing gay, promise). I think he was trying to get me pissed (cause he is gay).