sammi needham : suckonnit

Well, not exactly big ‘ass’ pubes, but big thick ones. I have been keeping tabs on the pube action in the mens toilets lately. It’s interesting to watch as they accumulate throughout the week on the edge of the bowl, and then *usually* get cleaned off on wednesdays when the cleaners come in to do their thing. Some weeks tend to be worse than others but it is usual a steady accumulation.

My favorite days are when you get an unexpected surprise, like the other night before i was about to leave for the evening i went in for a quick empty and i was shocked by the enourmity off these 2 pubes. They were truly impressive, thich as i’ve ever seen them, and proudly tetering on the edge of the bowl. No idea who they belonged to, but i’m sure iff they were your norm you certainly wouldn’t be getting a comb through them very often. They were like long bristles, very impressive. I just had to get a snap.

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We have one of those ‘bowl hanging on the wall’ type urinals that is half way between a traditional porcelain bowl and a stand up urinal. I quite like them, it’s almost as if you should rest your balls on the edge and take a load off, whilst your in the act. I’m sure you can’t do that, partly because i know my balls couldn’t hold my weight, but it’s nice to think that maybe someone small could.

I’m so sick of waiting for the iTunes music store to launch here in Australia. Argh.

Bunnicast 004. Recorded with a Shure radio mic on an iPod running iPodLinux. direct download or subscribe to the feed.

The Bunniman waxing lyrical about his Bunnilife. Commin atcha from the depths of the Bunnicave. He is here to bring back the justice in this world. He is strong. He is true. He is the asswhoopin’ Bunniman, and you better watch your back. The Bunniman is sponsored by Tim Homewood.

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The bunniman has been doing this podcast thing ad using a Griffin iTalk to record it. I read somewhere that this was the best of the Belkin / Griffin solutions. Let me tell you, the audio quality is absultely shithouse! If you’ve subscribed to the Bunnicast you know what i mean. I’ve recently learned that the iPod is in fact capable of recording at up to 96khz, but Apple lock down that function in their firmware to only allow devices to record at 8khz. This is apparently to stop people from taking their iPods to concerts and recording bootlegs.

So yesterday i installed iPod Linux on my iPod as it allows the iPod to record at its full potential. The Bunniman tried to use the iTalk this morning to record using the linux method but alas, even though the iTalk works as a microphone when using the Apple software, it seems to confuse linux. Alas, nothing got recorded but some pops and clicks.

iPod Linux was AMAZINGLY easy to install i might add. You can download a mac installer from the link above, it gives you a full GUI to use and installs linux on you iPod in one click. It’s nuts. It comes complete with games and tech demos and dual boots back into the apple software very easily. The only problems i had were thast upon initial installation, the contrast was set to a level that made it completely unreadable, but listening to the clicks and following the menu screenshots on the iPod Linux site helped me find the contrast settting to adjust it. The other problem i had was whenever i went into the Music Library it would crash and i’d have to restart the iPod. I’m not sure if this was because i didn’t have any music on that partition or if it was just a bit buggy, but i wasn’t planning on using Linux to play Music anyway. I must admit, it would have been cool if it could have read my music from iTunes though. I spose you can’t haqve everything you want.

Recording with a standard microphone plugged in however, works a treat. The quality is much improved and this is definately the preferred method of audio recording using an iPod. It’s a shame, as the iTalk is a very compact and useful device and would have been perfect if it worked like a standard mic in linux. It doubles as a tiny speaker which really isn’t very loud and almost impossible to hear properly, but it’s still cool.

Oh well, i spose i’m going to have to get my sponsor to invest in a compact mic for The Bunniman. The end.

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2 things. A new theme song. The boat. Gettin’ angry in the sky.

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